I definitely do not have some embarrassing things to admit today. Not me!
So for starters, I have not been in work out clothes all day, just bumming around the condo because I have no money, no life, nothing to do. No, Not Me!
I did not give up potty training this week because it was too frustrating trying to keep a pull-up or underwear on Adaleigh. She hates them! I did not get completely get grossed out and almost puke when cleaning up poop and pee off the floor. Not Me! I did not tell myself that I’m going to wait another month before trying again.
I most certainly did not let Adaleigh eat Cheez-its and fruit snacks for lunch because she refused to eat the leftover spaghetti. And of course I did not only give her juice and water to drink today because I was all out of whole milk and she hates the skim milk I bought. (Thank goodness she at least took her vitamins today).
By the way, I did not wait all day to clean up the apple jacks and popcorn on the floor because I just knew Adaleigh would make a big mess the second I cleaned it up. I did not put Adaleigh to bed at nearly 10pm because I was having too much fun cuddling on the couch with her. Speaking of bed, I did not go back to bed this morning when Adaleigh took a nap and sleep until she got up again at noon. Not Me!
Oh and last but not least, I did not put tin foil on our rabbit ears antenna because we STILL don’t have cable. And when the tin foil didn’t do much, I did not find a cable extension and run the cable outside to the patio so I can get better reception. Of course it worked, but still I did not do it! Not Me! So because I finally have some decent channels, I did not watch The Bachelor because I do not get entertained by that ridiculously stupid show. At least I switched the channel so I could watch Life Unexpected. And no, I did not tear up at the end of the show when Lux got her new room in the attic. It was such a beautiful room. I was not jealous at all.
So, that’s all the Not Me’s for this week! Until next time…